Super Tuesday Limerick Twofer

"Here we are in the land of the free,
Set to vote for those in the G-O-P,
Unless you're a liberal,
In which case you'll giggle,
When someone votes for me."

-Rick Santorum

"Today I am hoping for drama,
For Repub's to be split by a comma,
I'd like everything free,
So that's why for me,
I am saving my vote for Obama!"

-Lazy, smelly hippies.