There once was a boy in Kentucky,
Who was extremely god damn lucky,
He's not Derek Jeter,
Yet an NFL cheerleader,
He allegedly made with the "fucky."
http://abcnews.go.com/US/kentucky-teacher-ben-gals-cheerleader-indicted-alleged-affair/story?id=16039069#.T3ocDqvOxrU
(Seriously. Can I go back to high school???)
