Friday, March 30, 2012

FDA Gets Denied... By the FDA?

Once again, my mind is fucking blown.

Seriously, I just can't wrap my head around the absolute crapshack of utter fucktitude that this is.

The FDA, whose job it is to decide what food and drugs are legal in America, said it was cool to import sodium thiopental for use to sedate death row inmates right before we kill them. A man who raped and murdered a 13 year old lawyered up and decided to sue the FDA.

A Federal judge has decided that the child rapist and his peers were right. He told the FDA that they could not allow the import of this drug in to the United States because...

... the FDA hasn't approved it for use in America!!!

He said:
"The FDA appears to be simply wrapping itself in the flag of law enforcement discretion to justify its authority and masquerade an otherwise seemingly callous indifference to the health consequences of those imminently facing the executioner's needle. How utterly disappointing!" Leon wrote in his 23-page opinion.

Ok dickface, let's break down just this one small paragraph of what I am sure is a 23-page masterpiece of assfuckery.

Firstly, in what fucking world does the Food and Drug Administration need Law Enforcement's magical discretion-flag to make decisions on Food and motherfucking Drugs? That is their entire reason for being you buffoon! I mean, for Fraggle-Rock-sakes, you list their disapproval as as your reasoning that they shouldn't be doing it! That means you agree with their authority on the subject, jackass!

Secondly, I can barely read the next part of the sentence without trying to claw out my eyes. "Heath consequences of those imminently facing the executioner's needle." Really? Um, it's called death, that's kind of the trump of all health consequences. Let me rephrase that for you: "Falling off the Empire State Building would suck if you landed feet first. Can you imagine the pain of breaking your legs like that?"

In closing Mr. Leon:

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