A 30 year old New Zealand woman died of a heart attack the other day.
Surprising stuff right? Not often a 30 year old's ticker gives out on em. There must've been something genetic wrong with it, right?
Nope. Guess again.
She was running a marathon and had never trained for one?
Nope. She was sending off her kids to school.
How many? Eight.
How many dads?
Objection! The council will keep his questions relevant to her health!
Fine, what did her boyfriend have to say about her health? He says she smoked a lot. 30 cigarettes a day as a matter of fact.
Yup, we're starting to get a picture here. Let's get this zero'd in fully.
Anything else? He says she was a coke addict. WELL! After what's-her-nuts the other month, we should all know that cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Eh? You meant Coca Cola? Surely this is a joke she... 2.6 gallons a day?
JESUS TAP-DANCING, FROG-FUCKING, TEBOW-TAGGING, ASS-SHIT FUUUU@)*Y$R(*@YOUHWFYUHVGGKYVUCSF YGSCGFI YLBT&* GO*& BGS&*
Seriously people, Idiocracy is fucking real.
I am PLEADING with you, stupid people, PLEASE STOP REPRODUCING!!! YOU'RE KILLING HUMANITY!!!!!!